yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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