Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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