She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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