its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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