I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
tell me about the fingering
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