Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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