A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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