Buhtt sex?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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