you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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