we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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