You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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