She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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