There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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