Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Actions speak louder than pants.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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