there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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