Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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