Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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