My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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