we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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