Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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