we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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