I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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