Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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