Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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