When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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