WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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