If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
