have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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