Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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