i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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