I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He better not be in your backpack
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize