Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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