Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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