You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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