You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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