I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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