Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I understand Curling. That high.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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