They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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