addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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