Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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