yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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