Your face is a jimmy john
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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