Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
wow bdsm is so cute
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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