In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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