Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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