Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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