We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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