i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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