I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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