well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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