Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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