I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
