my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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