How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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